John and Migs on Dollar Lake

 The best-looking group of ugly guys on ice.

 "Damn, this 'see through' jersey makes me look like a ho."

 Complete concentration as demonstrated by Jeff "the Marlboro Man" Bennett.

 I feel the need...the need for speed.

 If I stand here long enough, eventually they'll HAVE to notice me.

 Proper hooking, as demonstrated by a Chaos professional.

 What a SAVE!!

 Ace defensive play by Ray Ray.

 Gerry takin' one in the rocks for the team.

 ANOTHER spectacular save!

 "Here we go loop-dee-loo, here we go loop-dee-lie."

 Legend has it that if you listen closely, you can still hear this "Whiff" echoing through the rafters of the Ice Factory.

 Migsy taking a 'good' penalty. Hook 'em high!

 Dave introducing the other team to the boards.

 And, of course, another perfect save!

 Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 Slashing?? Are you kidding me??? I barely tapped him! My stick is naturally bent that way.